About Dudemitch
Im mitch i listen to adtr and i have a beard.
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Dudemitch's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    1%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Dudemitch's favorite FMLs

Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML

By mrWrong - / Wednesday 25 March 2009 01:20 / United States
By Anonymous - / Friday 17 April 2009 05:43 / United States
By blizzard_of_77 - / Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:10 / United States
By warp_routine - / Tuesday 31 March 2009 14:17 / United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

By Wmsys32pr9 - / Monday 30 March 2009 05:06 / United States