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Dspolleke's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

By Jonathan / Monday 13 October 2008 08:27 /

Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan. We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore. I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks. FML

By StarWarsGeek - / Thursday 21 November 2013 06:00 / United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend and mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

By Amsterdamned13 / Friday 13 September 2013 19:02 / Netherlands - Leiderdorp

Today, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work. Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am. They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars. They suck. FML

By lostinspace - / Wednesday 4 September 2013 16:24 / United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I bought a cat. Somehow that cat is now stuck inside my antique piano. I have to break the piano to get her out. FML

By outthelabyrynth / Tuesday 27 August 2013 14:46 / Netherlands - Egelshoek