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Dshwdog's favorite FMLs

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 6 January 2013 00:06 / United States - Marysville

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

By WamBamSam / Wednesday 21 November 2012 09:54 / United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

By bipbip / Wednesday 12 November 2008 07:53 / France

Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are" and laughed hysterically. FML

By crippy / Tuesday 26 June 2012 05:01 / United States

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 23 September 2011 22:24 / Germany