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Drzfr3shboialex's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 23 October 2011 21:16 / United States

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

By canucks_chick / Sunday 23 October 2011 05:45 / Canada

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

By pretty_coin / Sunday 23 October 2011 01:02 / Australia

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

By mew / Tuesday 25 October 2011 18:04 / Canada

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

By TitMunch / Sunday 23 October 2011 23:58 / United States