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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • YDI Master

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  • The return of the thumb

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    66%
  • 50 favorites

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    94%
  • One more and it's business time

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Dressedskeleton's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 June 2012 17:43 / Spain - Tordesillas

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

By mrricecakes - / Friday 23 March 2012 05:55 / United States - Gilbert

Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 28 August 2011 21:41 / United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

By Nanabanana1 - / Tuesday 7 February 2012 01:23 / United States

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML

By lprocter1982 / Tuesday 8 November 2011 03:17 / Canada