About Dragoongirl90
I love Calvin and Hobbes because I grew up with them. I was the little blonde kid with the red and black horizontal-stripe t-shirt with the stuffed tiger (named Hobbes) and I was always catching weird bugs and I had a huge imagination.
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Dragoongirl90's FML badges
  • The Mixer

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • 50 favorites

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • It's in the can!

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  • Beginner

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  • YDI Master

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    39%
  • The rules are the rules

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    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

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  • 42

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • Censored

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    6%
  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • Picture this FML

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    77%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    99%
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Dragoongirl90's favorite FMLs

Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML

By fired - / Friday 4 November 2011 04:04 / Australia

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

By possiblyoverweight - / Tuesday 8 November 2011 14:01 / United Kingdom

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML

By lprocter1982 / Tuesday 8 November 2011 03:17 / Canada

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell her where the vitamins were in the pharmacy. The manager came and yelled at me for being lazy and incompetent. I work in the store across the street from the pharmacy. FML

By jodafish / Tuesday 8 November 2011 05:45 / Canada

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

By tech_support - / Friday 4 November 2011 16:05 / Sweden