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Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

By hannah12345 / Friday 26 February 2010 17:54 / France

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

By Chan - / Saturday 23 January 2010 03:16 / United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

By scubai - / Thursday 14 January 2010 20:36 / United States

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

By Funnymann / Friday 22 January 2010 20:51 / United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 January 2010 21:56 / United States