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Dml19's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

By Noname - / Thursday 12 March 2009 09:30 / New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend lost his temper with me and complained that my "constant" apologies for upsetting him drive him insane, and without thinking, I said I was sorry. He hung up and I haven't heard from him since. FML

By cupcakechick - / Tuesday 4 June 2013 20:55 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML

By poisonivyretard - / Tuesday 4 June 2013 17:15 / United States - Narragansett

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 10 September 2011 06:35 / United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

By ouchers - / Thursday 11 June 2009 19:49 / United States