About Dlowry004
the names Donovan. FML's help pass the time whenever i am bored...And let's be honest, who doesn't enjoy laughing at others misfortune? I like sports, music(no country, sorry about it), movies, astronomy, gaming(XBOX360), history, kicking it with my friends, and am 420 friendly! I also enjoy having a few brews from time to time; nothing wrong with that! ;) Just ask for Anything else you would like to know!! Feel free to message me on here if or kik me--dlowry004
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Dlowry004's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

By notsohandy - / Friday 3 January 2014 22:08 / Denmark - Hadsten

Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less like a dad and more like a "best friend" to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff like "wicked cool", "bazinga", and "swag" every chance he gets. FML

By fuck off, dad - / Thursday 2 January 2014 17:07 / United States - Philadelphia

Today, I asked my mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric. She said: "I only use the manual one for brushing my teeth." FML

By Vincent / Thursday 2 January 2014 05:04 / United States - Overland Park

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

By zamwow - / Friday 20 December 2013 23:36 / United States - Ridgefield Park

Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML

By nopissleft - / Friday 20 December 2013 21:05 / Sweden - Stockholm