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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • The return of the thumb

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Djinnsnme's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

By Bella - / Tuesday 15 January 2013 18:57 / United States - Sanford

Today, I found out why my cat hasn't been coming home for regular meals. Apparently, my elderly next door neighbour has forgotten that her cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning. My cat is exploiting her by impersonating her dead cat to get better food. My cat is an asshole. FML

By assholecat - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 08:43 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML

By Cass / Thursday 29 March 2012 02:03 / Australia

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

By Scared - / Tuesday 5 June 2012 00:54 / United States - Arlington

Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezed the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realised that I'm probably too immature to be washing my own clothes. FML

By mmmtortilla - / Tuesday 24 April 2012 14:03 / Spain - Portugalete