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Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had brought her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the adderall they found in my desk. FML

By hatetheroommate - / Thursday 16 April 2009 18:43 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 30 May 2013 03:55 / United States - Redlands

Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML

By WTFruits / Wednesday 29 May 2013 18:29 / Canada - Kitchener

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 28 May 2013 16:51 / United States - Ozark

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 28 May 2013 05:05 / United States