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Disclaimertoself's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her new born son after me. FML

By cjy152 - / Wednesday 21 September 2011 14:44 / United States

Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML

By Mumbling Mutt101 - / Monday 15 August 2011 06:23 / Australia

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

By worried - / Tuesday 16 August 2011 13:20 / United Kingdom

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

By NaniNarcotic / Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:17 / Australia

Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML

By theultimatesalonfail / Monday 15 August 2011 00:47 / United States