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I remain loyal to the Giants and Mets, even though I've moved to the Boston area. I eat blueberries by the pint.
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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

By Noname - / Friday 6 March 2009 19:04 / United States
By Safe / Friday 17 April 2009 23:15 / United States
By Voice29 - / Thursday 26 March 2009 21:11 / United States
By willywonks - / Saturday 21 March 2009 05:33 / United States

Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

By hipprep83 / Friday 20 March 2009 17:40 / United States