About Dimattboy
Hello creeper. :) Im guessing i said something annoying to make you look at my profile. If i did it was probably a joke and you took it up the butt so get over it. :) Here are some things i hate. 1. Sunglasses jokes. ( Oh nevermind jokes are supposed to be funny ) 2. Stuck up people. Its a fml site to laugh at other people. Its fucked up but hey, dont act like its not funny. 3.Skyrim jok.... nevermind. Also, enonymous is the funniest, wierdest, coolest commenter on here so praise him! :D Bye creeper. :)
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Dimattboy's favorite FMLs

Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "sex". My son is 16. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 12 April 2012 04:18 / United States - Burnsville

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

By daddy-o / Wednesday 14 March 2012 07:51 / United States

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

By CierraJordan / Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:31 / United States

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

By afraidtoburn - / Sunday 26 February 2012 04:18 / Canada

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

By wtf is wrong with my country - / Tuesday 8 May 2012 17:57 / United States