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Desso's favorite FMLs

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

By Michelle - / Friday 28 August 2009 17:11 / United States
By stupidtoothpick2 - / Sunday 16 August 2009 05:19 / United States
By Anonymous / Friday 7 August 2009 15:16 / United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 6 August 2009 11:11 / United States