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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    23%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    12%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    41%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    2%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    29%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    37%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    8%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Derschadenfreude's favorite FMLs
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