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By Liz / Friday 9 January 2009 08:54 / France

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

By I_Am_The_Edge - / Thursday 11 June 2009 16:06 / United States
By badmom - / Wednesday 10 June 2009 18:09 / Canada

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 7 June 2009 15:53 / United States
By Jon - / Sunday 7 June 2009 06:47 / United States