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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    14%
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    22%
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Dereckdereck's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML

By Lebac / Tuesday 14 April 2015 08:33 / United States - Burlington

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML

By anon / Tuesday 14 April 2015 00:51 / United States

Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML

By gottaflossmoreoften - / Monday 13 April 2015 15:40 / Romania - Bucharest

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML

By spicybasement / Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:38 / Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

By killme - / Saturday 7 March 2015 18:42 / United States - Broomfield