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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Profile completed

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
    10%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    38%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    96%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Darkenedone's favorite FMLs

Today, the cops pulled over and tried to arrest my friends for transportation of a corpse and murder. Just because you find a body in the back of a truck bed, wrapped in a blanket cocoon and apparently unresponsive, does not mean they are dead. I was very much alive, thank you very much. FML

By AkaiKitsune - / Sunday 2 April 2017 14:34 /

Today, after recently getting my doctorate, I went to Starbucks. The barista asked how to spell my name (Steven): with a 'ph' or a 'v'. I jokingly said, "Steven with a PhD". She wrote "Stephden" on my cup. FML

By Stephden - / Sunday 26 February 2017 19:00 / Canada - Burnaby

Not so anal retentive then…

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 3 February 2017 22:00 / United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

By whygod - / Sunday 12 June 2016 13:45 /

Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML

By nerp / Tuesday 29 March 2016 19:44 / Canada - Toronto