About Danipoo4u
hey! My name is danelle. I live in jacksonville, al but I am on the road ALL the time. My honey is a truck driver so me and our son, trucker, (half chow half pit) ride with him all the time. Umm yeah that's about it. I'm pretty boring lol
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Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML

By Deidle-dee / Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:37 / United States

Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 7 August 2010 02:35 / United States

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

By kinky / Thursday 5 August 2010 00:24 / United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

By Embarressed... - / Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:25 / United Kingdom