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Today, I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet. While I was on my Facebook page, my boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind you for ten minutes." FML

By notbrowsingnow - / Thursday 8 May 2014 23:46 / United States

Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML

By STOP - / Thursday 8 May 2014 13:55 / Australia - West Hoxton

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war. Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style. FML

By Mortifiedcharityworker - / Thursday 1 May 2014 20:10 / Austria

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

By notmine - / Sunday 20 April 2014 02:39 / India - New Delhi

Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 19 April 2014 01:19 / Norway - Mo I Rana