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Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML

By abbielane / Monday 25 June 2012 04:08 / United States - Rochester

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML

By ilovemymomma / Saturday 26 May 2012 07:15 / United States - Hereford

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

By xX_nsn_Xx - / Friday 3 February 2012 14:47 / United States

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

By natty - / Monday 16 March 2009 16:02 / United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States