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Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

By Crashed / Wednesday 1 January 2014 18:21 / United States - Evans

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

By anonymous / Tuesday 9 October 2012 05:53 / United States