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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

By GD - / Saturday 21 February 2009 22:11 / Canada

Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 12 July 2013 05:19 / United States

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 30 June 2013 10:58 / United States - Ellicott City

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

By Hailey / Sunday 13 February 2011 01:36 / United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

By embarassed_chick - / Monday 24 August 2009 19:59 / United States