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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    1%
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    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    5%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    10%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    77%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    91%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Damnangie's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of almost six years asked me to move in with him. I assumed he meant that he was finally moving out of his parents' house and had found a place for us to live. No, it turns out he means he wants me to move in with him at his parents' place. FML

By great_just_great - / Sunday 24 February 2013 05:48 / New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my very conservative mom met my girlfriend, who recently shaved her head in support of her best friend, who has cancer. My girlfriend looks beautiful and feminine even with her still very short hair. My mom, however, keeps insisting that I'm dating "a confused transgender". FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 24 February 2013 01:42 / United States - Royersford

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 22 February 2013 10:25 / United States - Winter Park

Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML

By UnluckyInk - / Monday 18 February 2013 08:50 / United States - Manlius

Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother took twice her prescribed dose of Ambien, and extolled the virtues of a "full blown sexual relationship with oneself", advising my teenage sister to "only include the men when they behave." FML

By buxton1 / Monday 18 February 2013 08:24 / United States - Ramona