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Dakotaisababe's favorite FMLs

Today, I was told that the $500 I'm owed for babysitting isn't going to happen. Why? Because after six months of watching a friend's six children, she's moved 120 miles away and no longer needs me. FML

By bexes / Tuesday 27 August 2013 10:29 / United States - Katy

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

By mary - / Tuesday 21 February 2012 15:33 / Australia

Today, was my first day at Military School. When our commander walked into the sleeping quarters, instructing us all to get up and stand at the foot of our beds. I had morning wood. To which the commander wasted no time in adressing in front of the rest of the room. FML

By Lukev7 / Saturday 12 September 2009 13:14 / Australia

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

By Takuma - / Wednesday 20 May 2009 05:10 / United States