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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 50 favorites

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    5%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    28%
  • A new thumb

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  • 50 quality comments

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    24%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Judgmental

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  • One more and it's business time

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Dakkat720's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 20 June 2013 16:54 / Pakistan - Lahore

Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 June 2013 21:58 / Australia - Richmond

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

By thatisfuckedup / Thursday 13 June 2013 22:12 / United Kingdom