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Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

By RUFckingSrs - / Tuesday 22 December 2015 02:42 / United States - San Francisco

Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML

By who wants spaghetti / Thursday 17 December 2015 03:42 / United States - Oconomowoc

Today, I staged an intervention for my dad, because his midlife crisis has spun out of control. When I told him he's now basically endangering his own life, he replied "Everyone's gonna die someday. Some sooner than others, eh porky?" FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 5 December 2015 06:49 / United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

By Rowansgonnarow / Saturday 5 July 2014 20:19 /

Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML

By paywithpoop / Sunday 22 June 2014 15:10 / United States