About Daace77
I'm just on here to have fun. If you're offended by any of my comments...don't be they're just jokes and I obviously have other serious views of FML situations. Now with all that said. STOP CREEPING ON ME!
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Daace77's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 17 July 2013 04:48 / United States - Katy

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 11 June 2013 04:12 / Canada - Kingston

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

By a single fuck - / Thursday 23 May 2013 16:40 / Germany - Berlin

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

By IronSkye - / Thursday 29 August 2013 10:55 / Romania - Bucharest

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 31 July 2013 16:28 / Belgium - Ieper