About Crutchboy90
I'm a teenage dude who can't wait to start college this fall semester. I've been an active member of my high school's swimming and football teams, and I managed to get mostly A's out of a fairly tough curriculum. Some of my hobbies include watching movies, playing videogames, listening to music (preferably rock, but I can roll with some hip-hop and such), and going on road trips.
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Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

By Jonathan / Monday 13 October 2008 08:27 /

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

By FAIL - / Tuesday 8 September 2009 05:29 / United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

By mylifesucks - / Sunday 30 August 2009 16:40 / United States

Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML

By sickened - / Tuesday 25 August 2009 14:17 / Philippines

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was texting pictures from my old phone to my new one, including several dirty ones, when I noticed I wasn't receiving any of them on the new phone. I was texting the wrong number. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 24 August 2009 23:49 / Canada