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Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

By oxjessiiox - / Sunday 11 October 2009 15:42 / United Kingdom

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

By random / Saturday 8 June 2013 04:42 / United States - El Paso

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

By soonaked - / Saturday 30 January 2010 00:02 / United States

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

By Anonymous / Monday 1 July 2013 17:49 / Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

By Noname / Wednesday 7 January 2009 15:07 / United Kingdom