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Crimsin_'s favorite FMLs

Today, two aggressive police officers appeared at my door informing me that a complaint was filed about my 18 year-old son having "inappropriate relations" with a 16 year-old. We live in England. I had to Google the law to prove to them this was legal. FML

By Confuseddad - / Tuesday 16 February 2016 22:17 / United Kingdom

Today, it was my first day working as a pharmacist. I quickly discovered that customers not only think that it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice, but they also have no qualms about showing me their various lumps, bumps, and vaginal leakages. FML

By MyPoorEyes - / Thursday 19 March 2015 13:19 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, after many tests and doctor visits, I finally found out the reason for my flu-like symptoms isn't a vitamin deficient or anything. The damn tea I drink every morning makes me feel sick. FML

By Masift / Monday 2 March 2015 17:06 / United States - Sarasota

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

By PCJJacket / Monday 5 May 2014 17:30 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

By Hana - / Friday 23 March 2012 07:39 / Canada - York