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Crap1crap2crap3's favorite FMLs

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 19 June 2013 16:12 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, my daughter believed that watching the Big Bang Theory would count as studying for her chemistry final. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 18 June 2013 23:22 / United States - Glastonbury

Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML

By blondie107 / Tuesday 7 May 2013 00:52 / United States - Richardson

Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 30 December 2013 08:29 / United States - Inglewood

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

By whitecollar / Wednesday 5 December 2012 02:43 / United Kingdom - Scarborough