About Cowtastic3333
Hi I'm Grace, and I like being weird. Sometimes my name is Judo Ferret, but don't worry because that's only when I turn into a puppet and I'm overtaken by the monkey sprites. So only twice a day.
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Cowtastic3333's favorite FMLs

Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 31 January 2014 22:08 / United States - Blue Earth

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

By Purplexus / Thursday 2 January 2014 14:13 / Turkey - Ankara

Today, a woman called the store I work for. When she found out it was a wrong number, she started to cry and asked me to stay on the line with her, talking about her dead husband and how she hasn't laughed in years. FML

By icy_in_indiana / Wednesday 11 December 2013 03:41 / United States - Greensburg

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 9 December 2013 22:41 / United States - Lihue

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

By OakStake - / Sunday 8 December 2013 22:07 / United States - New York