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I actually downloaded this app for my boyfriend, guess that says everything :)
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Coullwhip's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML

By Les Miserables is so sad - / Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:38 / Canada - Saint Albert

Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML

By too young for this - / Friday 12 April 2013 05:11 / United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML

By Fml - / Friday 12 April 2013 05:05 / United States - Lynn

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

By anyonmus / Friday 12 April 2013 00:59 / United States - Westminster

Today, I realized that my Twitter profile was very public when my business professor made fun of student tweets in class. My tweet went, "Totally bullshitting this business report" about the report I had just handed in, worth a large portion of my grade. FML

By imscrewed / Thursday 11 April 2013 07:49 / Canada - Toronto