About Coolsunshinebear
My favorite song is "No Rain" by Blind Melon. "All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain. And all I can do is just pour some tea for two And speak my point of view but it's not sane. It's not sane. I just want someone to say to me, oh, I'll always be there when you wake, yeah. Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today. So stay with me and I'll have it made. And I don't understand why sleep all day And I start to complain that there's no rain. And all I can do is read a book to stay awake, And it rips my life away but it's a great escape. Escape, escape, escape. All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, Ya don't like my point of view, Ya think that I'm insane. It's not sane, it's not sane. I just want someone to say to me, oh, oh, oh I'll always be there when you wake, yeah. Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today. I really wanna really gonna have it made. Oh. Oh. Oh."
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Coolsunshinebear's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

By hinting - / Monday 17 June 2013 16:43 / United States - Dearborn

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML

By Badam / Saturday 30 March 2013 01:29 / France - Geaune

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

By maaaryy / Wednesday 7 January 2009 05:53 / France

Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that for some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except for four, and they are doing their best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML

By Mr.no contacts - / Sunday 31 March 2013 07:00 / New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my dad yet again uttered the words "well, that escalated quickly," while watching the news. He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day. I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already. He raised an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalated quickly." FML

By fuck you dad - / Saturday 30 March 2013 18:17 / Ireland - Carrickmacross