About Confizzled
PAYNUS
Confizzled - Followers
Confizzled - Followed
Hugged!
Confizzled's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
The list of badges to find
Confizzled's favorite FMLs

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML

By Lio / Wednesday 12 November 2008 05:25 / France

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

By botharebad - / Saturday 13 March 2010 05:14 / Canada

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

By Username / Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:34 / France

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

By volleyballgirl12 / Sunday 17 January 2010 06:31 / France

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 16 December 2009 02:20 / United States