About Colvindj
If you're actually taking the time to even read this don't bother, if you wanna know anything just message me. Not that hard right? If you mention The Story So Far, then you're amazing and yes that is a picture of bread you see.
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  • The return of the thumb

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Colvindj's favorite FMLs
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