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By Behemoth2 / Sunday 14 December 2008 05:15 / France
By PokeTheBear - / Wednesday 22 July 2009 21:09 / Canada

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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