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Cobra_comm's favorite FMLs

Today, I was told by a friend that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. Her defence was that if I had a bigger dick she wouldn't have been, in her words, forced to go elsewhere for sex. My mother's response when I confided this in her: "Ask me if I care." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 23 June 2013 19:19 / United Kingdom - London

Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 23 June 2013 06:55 / United States - Evansville

Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, "This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today." FML

By o_O - / Sunday 23 June 2013 17:26 / United States - Bowling Green

Today, I lost my car keys, so I asked my ex-husband if he still had his spare to my car. He said he'd send it. I got an empty envelope with a troll face on it. There's a reason I left him. FML

By accountnamevalid - / Friday 21 June 2013 02:23 / United States

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

By ilivealoneandwhatthefuck - / Sunday 23 June 2013 17:02 / Guam - Yigo