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Clusterf00k129's favorite FMLs

Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML

By Numou / Monday 8 December 2008 07:26 / France

Today, I realized I'm so lonely that I get comfort from hearing my neighbor snore through my apartment wall. FML

By LilRedRiding_27 / Sunday 13 January 2013 07:24 / United States - Northridge

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 20 November 2012 03:19 / Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my mom has officially lost 100 pounds due to a lap-band surgery. After sharing her excitement, she also shared her troubles. She said, "Everything hangs now, even my cooter. Can they fix that?" Thank you for the mental image, mom. FML

By KtSue / Monday 12 November 2012 05:25 / United States

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

By smh - / Sunday 13 May 2012 22:30 / United States - Sacramento