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Claw96's favorite FMLs

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

By vixenscars / Monday 19 January 2009 16:49 / United States

Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML

By Missusluv313 - / Monday 17 September 2012 11:25 / United States - Merrillville

Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML

By Neurocardiogenic Syncope / Friday 24 August 2012 04:08 / Canada

Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 June 2012 19:01 / United States - San Diego

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 8 May 2012 02:52 / United States