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Clarepetty's favorite FMLs

Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML

By cduran2011 / Friday 14 October 2011 15:23 / United States

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

By IhateThem / Saturday 14 May 2011 05:07 / United States

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

By swana99 / Wednesday 4 September 2013 20:39 / United States - Woburn

Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said ok, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML

By shelteredchild - / Friday 20 March 2009 00:07 / United States

Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 18 June 2013 22:48 / United States - South Salem