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Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

By gvmfvr / Thursday 8 May 2014 20:48 / France - Fontenay-sous-bois

Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML

By puking now - / Saturday 14 December 2013 00:34 / Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 11 May 2012 19:30 / Sweden - G?teborg

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

By ....... - / Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:56 / United States