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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    17%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    27%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Chocomilkshake's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML

By dumped - / Wednesday 14 December 2011 23:00 / United Kingdom

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

By annoyed - / Wednesday 14 December 2011 14:06 / United States

Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML

By Poorman - / Sunday 11 December 2011 01:03 / United Kingdom

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

By mattdevil / Thursday 8 December 2011 18:57 / United Kingdom