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Chino627's favorite FMLs

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 2 May 2011 17:43 / United States

Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out my sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It will be good for her." FML

By allycat - / Monday 25 July 2011 03:26 / United States

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

By Joe / Friday 8 July 2011 18:48 / United States

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 30 June 2011 17:44 / United States

Today, I was almost done getting ready for a really big date, when I heard my dad call for help from outside. I rushed downstairs and out the door, only to be ambushed and showered by my father with the garden hose. FML

By anonymous / Friday 17 June 2011 19:58 / United States