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Cheyann's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    300%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    8,500%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    13,700%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    2%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    5%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    236%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    400%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Cheyann's favorite FMLs

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

By toni405 / Thursday 21 July 2011 21:24 / United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

By parentof5 - / Saturday 23 April 2011 15:20 / United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

By Toothy - / Saturday 2 April 2011 05:03 / United States

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

By cdn_steed / Saturday 23 April 2011 13:11 / United States

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 7 April 2011 07:11 / United Kingdom