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Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

By apricot - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 00:46 / United Kingdom

Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

By Aaron - / Thursday 26 August 2010 05:33 / United States

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:12 / United Kingdom

Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want to appear desperate in front of the strippers. FML

By hayah / Sunday 21 February 2010 06:08 / France

Today, I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his iPod, and at the end he showed how there were no scratches and the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

By MgmEboy - / Saturday 19 September 2009 21:36 / Canada