About Chasingstarlight
I will be chasing a starlight until the end of my life. I don't know if it's worth it anymore.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    56%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
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    8%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Chasingstarlight's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

By The Sbeak - / Friday 13 February 2009 15:54 / United States
By Anonymous - / Sunday 16 August 2009 17:14 / United States
By vicgal / Friday 14 August 2009 18:33 / Canada
By piratequeen - / Friday 7 August 2009 17:39 / United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 6 August 2009 11:11 / United States