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Cdw2014's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

By Fack. - / Thursday 19 February 2009 00:43 / United States

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 21 May 2014 16:05 / United States - New York

Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML

By lemongrab - / Sunday 18 May 2014 14:14 / Canada

Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

By livingamongtheflowers / Thursday 15 May 2014 05:40 / United States

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 14 May 2014 20:43 / United States - Irmo